The Succubunny's Discordianism and Chaos Primer for Earthbound Dimmies: Quivering Orgasm Special Edition

The Succubunny's Discordian and Chaos Primer for Earthbound Dimmies:  Quivering Orgasm Special Edition (It was worth saying twice):

Descending into discordianism is in direct elevation to what airspeed is lost. In theoretical medicine at most :) 

  

(A small self-induced amount of insanity is required, if not required, perhaps pretty, please with sugar on top?)

Inner and outer reality hacking 101

Or... free your mind, free your ass along with it.

First up is the Psychonaut Manual:

Clocking in @ 110MB in full color .pdf:

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Next up is the original Principia Discordia itself (clocking in @ 9.2 MB)

The Principia Discordia
OR
How I found Goddess
And
What I did to her when I found her

The Principia Discordia .pdf

The Succubunny has assured me that all information in the above links are true.  

Even if it's false.

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After reading all of that and putting it to good (or evil) use, your brain will be neatly minced, grinded, and stretched into something that I am SURE will be very pretty.

For the fairest...

Note:  After writing this, I realize how it's been editing hell for me, lol.  You just can't work with Eris and expect smooth sailing:  It's just not in her nature.  You will ALWAYS learn from Her, though.  

It should be noted that there is another Greek Goddess of Chaos, the daughter of Zeus and sister to Aries with the same name (Eris) and title (Goddess of Chaos).  Although it gets confusing, She is probably both of them simultaneously as would befit Her chaotic nature.  

I'll leave you with a snippet about Eris taken from Wikipedia:

In Hesiod's Works and Days 11–24, two different goddesses named Eris are distinguished:

"So, after all, there was not one kind of Strife alone, but all over the earth there are two. As for the one, a man would praise her when he came to understand her; but the other is blameworthy: and they are wholly different in nature. For one fosters evil war and battle, being cruel: her no man loves; but perforce, through the will of the deathless gods, men pay harsh Strife her honour due.

But the other is the elder daughter of dark Night (Nyx), and the son of Cronus who sits above and dwells in the aether, set her in the roots of the earth: and she is far kinder to men. She stirs up even the shiftless to toil; for a man grows eager to work when he considers his neighbour, a rich man who hastens to plough and plant and put his house in good order; and neighbour vies with his neighbour as he hurries after wealth. This Strife is wholesome for men. And potter is angry with potter, and craftsman with craftsman, and beggar is jealous of beggar, and minstrel of minstrel."

Eris is the kind of Goddess that says, "Good.  Bad.  I'm the girl with the gun."

Hail Eris!