Succubi. Pfft.
So there's a new theory that I've been introduced to. The theory is that I really have just a few succubi who take turns leaving and being "summoned". What they have are multiple attributes allowing for the feeling of a different succubus each time. Or even as one of them acting as multiple succubi as the case may be.
Works for me.
Sometimes I think they do this out of curiosity as to how I'll try to summon a succubus each time just a little differently. Curious critters these succubi. Curious critters.
The latest method I tried was praying to God and explaining that even He said that it is not good for man to be alone. Send me a succubus bride!
In addition to this I would lay in bed at night, naked under my covers, and would imagine a succubus kissing me on my privates while telling me she loved me. This took about 4 nights before I started getting responses.
Again, a theory is that these actions attract a succubus somehow by it's message to them. I don't really understand it, but it works.
So loveable, these spiritual little bundles of mystery.
A funny development is that I got a cat. She's a petite little thing. At night she likes to lay on my stomach or my chest.
One night I had a succubus riding me while the cat was on my chest. Kinda hard to breathe. I guess my fear of succubi and a kitteh not getting along was very much unfounded. At least the succubus was having fun. Well, I guess I was too just hard to breathe.
Not much else going on in succuworld, but I think I've given some good updates at least :)
When it's not a nightmare it's actually quite the fun adventure.
Blessings,
Rafe GB.
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